Hairy Male

Parodi på ”Fairy Tale” av Alexander Rybak
Författare: Studio Sweabulous

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Years ago, when I was younger,
I kinda liked a boy I knew.
He was mine and we were sweethearts;
That was then, but then he grew.

I’m in love with a hairy male
As his puny toy.
’Cause I don’t care if I lose my pride
I’m his uke-boy

Every day we started fighting,
Every night he beat me up
No one else could make me sadder,
But no one else could give me
all those things.

I don’t know what he was doing
When suddenly I fell apart.
Nowadays I cannot find him,
But when I do he’ll give me punishment.

I’m in love with a hairy male
As his puny toy.
’Cause I don’t care if I lose my pride
I’m his uke-boy

He’s a Hairy Male, Yeaaah!
Even though it hurts.
’Cause I don’t care if I lose my mind
I’m already cursed.

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